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Did you hear about the witch who from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.
Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness? She finished it in two.
What happened when the witch went for from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
Dont look out of the window Betty from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
Don't look out of the window, Betty, people will think it's Halloween.
Don't look out of the window, Betty, people will think it's Halloween.
People keep telling me Im beautiful What from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
People keep telling me I'm beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.
People keep telling me I'm beautiful. What vivid imaginations some people have.
Fred keeps telling me that hes going from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And you've been engaged for such a long time!
Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And you've been engaged for such a long time!
Where is everyone beautifulIn the dark Beauty from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark.
Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark.
Ive just come back from the beauty from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
I've just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!
I've just come back from the beauty parlour. Pity it was closed!
A monster went to the doctor with from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head. "Hmmm," said the doctor. "I've no idea what it is." The next week the branch was covered in leaves and blossom. "I'm stumped," said the doctor, "but you can try taking these pills." When the monster came back a month later the branch had grown into a tree, and just a few weeks later he developed a small pond, surrounded by trees and bushes, all of them on top of his head. "Ah!" said the doctor, "I know what it is. You've got a beauty spot."
A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head. "Hmmm," said the doctor. "I've no idea what it is." The next week the branch was covered in leaves and blossom. "I'm stumped," said the doctor, "but you can try taking these pills." When the monster came back a month later the branch had grown into a tree, and just a few weeks later he developed a small pond, surrounded by trees and bushes, all of them on top of his head. "Ah!" said the doctor, "I know what it is. You've got a beauty spot."
A witch went into a beauty parlor from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Nothing," replied the assistant. "Nothing?" she asked, "but how can I look like a film star?" "Haven't you seen a film called The Creature from the Black Lagoon?" replied the assistant.
A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Nothing," replied the assistant. "Nothing?" she asked, "but how can I look like a film star?" "Haven't you seen a film called The Creature from the Black Lagoon?" replied the assistant.
First witch My beauty is timeless Second from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.
First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock.
They say Margaret is a raving beauty from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she's escaped from the funny farm?
They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she's escaped from the funny farm?
Mrs Saggy Mrs Wrinkly tried to have from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldn't find a crane strong enough to lift her face!
Mrs Saggy: Mrs Wrinkly tried to have a facelift last week. Mrs Baggy: Tried to? Mrs Saggy: Yes, they couldn't find a crane strong enough to lift her face!
First Witch I went to the beauty from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done? First witch: Nothing, I was just going in for an estimate.
First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done? First witch: Nothing, I was just going in for an estimate.
Who won the Monster Beauty Contest No from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.
Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.
First girl I spend hours in front from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that's vanity? Second girl: No, it's imagination.
First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that's vanity? Second girl: No, it's imagination.
Shes so ugly that when a wasp from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.
She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.
Fred Whats that terribly ugly thing on from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!
Fred: What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders? Harry: Help! What is it? Fred: Your head!
Im not ugly I could marry anyone from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
I'm not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that's the problem - you don't please anyone.
I'm not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that's the problem - you don't please anyone.
My Mother uses lemon juice for her from Flashcomment Beauty jokes Jokes
My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.
My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour.
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